Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
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She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
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I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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