so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
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if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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