we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Operation Purity has been aborted
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
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Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
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She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I believe in your delicious
did i just pee glitter
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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