I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
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i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
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What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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