your room smells of hookers.
And success
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
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I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
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Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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