And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
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when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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