Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
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We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
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He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
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