Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize