just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
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You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
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Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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