Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
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It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
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It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
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