He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
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My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
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I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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