u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
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hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
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No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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