A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
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I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
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That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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