Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
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I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
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It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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