similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
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I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
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How does one acquire holy water?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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