Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
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Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
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You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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