I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Randomize