I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
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The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
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I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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