some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
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we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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