No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
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I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
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He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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