A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
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I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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