I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
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I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
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Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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