Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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