Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
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do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
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Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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