I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
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It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
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He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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