I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
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my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
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I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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