Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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