I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I'm really into asian looking animals
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
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He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
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WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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