Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
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He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
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As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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