Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
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Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
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Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
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