East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
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Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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