Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
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WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
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We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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