Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
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there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
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You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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