and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
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Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
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My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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