Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
People in love make me want to vomit
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
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He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
You took a bar mat shot.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
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Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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