I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
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I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
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Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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