Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk
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You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
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