she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
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Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
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You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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