Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
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I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
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I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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