I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
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Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
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your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
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