We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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