i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
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she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
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This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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