I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
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I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
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Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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