That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
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Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
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It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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