My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
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Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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