Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
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Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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