well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
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I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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