fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
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I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
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I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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