its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
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No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
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Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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