i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
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Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
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If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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